Canadian Parliament to Vote on TikTok Ban

President Elect Donald Trump gets frostbite on his ass cheeks touring the inauguration site in DC.

"Her body is out there, somewhere" Jordan Peterson along with graduates from the Donda Academy mount search party in the Mojave Desert to look for the remains of Miley Cyrus.

USA | Biden to remove College Debt from list of state sponsors of terrorism

China to move capital to Shanghai, "streamline" CCP – sources

Boeing admits responsibility for 2001 impact between planes and World Trade Center: "The planes just did that on their own"

BREAKING: Declassified CIA documents reveal US to be 25 years ahead of schedule for doing everything as wrong as possible

Folkets Nye Røst: As Trump floats military action in Greenland, Progress Party of Norway vows to revive Norwegian claim to Erik the Red's Land | translation in post body

Donald Trump SLAMS Jimmy Carter in eulogy aired on Fox News. "Y'know, I never liked you Peanut Boy, you were very rude to me, very nasty".

Trump announces on Fox And Friends he's taking the founder of "Trumpy Trout" to court this year.

Vivek Ramaswamy SLAMS "woke" women in viral new years live stream on rumble, claims women are shaming men for measuring their penises by pulling back the fat and their ball sack. "They hate you, men."

Elizabeth Warren is reportedly sleeping through New years this year. In an interview with the Boston Globe she said “The real new years is gonna be on January 29th”

George Santos leads police on interstate chase after failed attempt to rob a Taco Bell on New Year's Eve.

Musk apologizes for H1-B Visa row, promises to make it right by MAGA Nation. Proposes new policy that all accounts on X automatically follow David Duke.

Kamala Harris announces new project for the upcoming year, "Madam President" an alternate reality show where she's president with Hillary as her VP.

R.I.P actor Paul Rudd passed away last night, fans in shock and disbelief.

President Elect Donald Trump announces plan to re-invade Vietnam on January 20th. "This time, we'll win!"

Biden Approves the $600 Stimulus Checks He Promised in 2020

BREAKING: Santa Claus shot down over New Jersey after being mistaken for Iranian supersonic drone

North Pole announces plan to join BRICS