Scientists Are Close to Understanding Why Owls Are Stinky & Don't Smell So Good

BREAKING: New Jersey "UFOs" have been claimed to be drones by UHaul. Announces Jihad on behalf of Iran on the continental USA

GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day

Elon Musk calls bizarre press conference over the New Jersey drones claiming he's "figured it out".

New Democrat Fundraiser Email just Nancy Pelosi asking for a ride to the hospital

Eminem Named New Spokesperson for Skittles™

BREAKING: McDonald's employee that ratted out CEO assassin identified

BREAKING: It's been revealed that Luigi Mangione did not act alone. This photo of his accomplice has surfaced.

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione, suspect in the shooting of Unitedhealthcare CEO, found dead in police custody.

'Bewildering': Al-Jolani offers Assad prominent role in 'National Unity Government'

President elect Donald Trump gives bizarre and pornographic speech in newly restored Notre-Dame Cathedral.

Disgraced Governor of Minnesota Tim Walz nabbed in FBI raid on adult bookstore in DC "he was naked, covered in feces and screaming about Japanese cartoon pornography".

Foo Fighters Frontman Dave Grohl Admits His Song "My Hero" Was Written About Donald Trump

UnitedHealthcare Gunman Identified as User of Unpopular Terrorist Forum "Hexbear"

BTS takes control of RoK parliament

After "life changing" "trip" on DMT on the Joe Rogan podcast, President Elect Trump vows to make the drug legal and available to purchase in vape form from gas stations.

BREAKING: Historians Reveal That That Kid On Xbox Live DID Fuck Your Mom

ICANN Announces New .Ogre Top-Level Domain

Donald Trump claims he won't pardon a turkey next Thanksgiving, will shoot it dead on the White House lawn

See Peter Coffin's new party, the Patriotic Socialists of the United States of America (Marxist-Leninist-Maoist) (Militant Tendency) (Fourth International)'s founding speech