Leaked CIA memo reveals Director Burns very concerned Hexbear is one site tweak away from ushering in communism.

FROMSOFTWARE’S director Miyazaki: “Dark Souls III should have never been made… I hate it” and western fanbases are “cringe”

American actor Kevin Bacon passes away at 66

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

Today's SpaceX launch is important to Trump and Elon for another reason. Samples of their sperm are on board the Star Ship.

Trump taps Kanye to head Small Business Administration

US President Joe Biden finds mysterious crystal in the Amazon and begins to age backwards.

'Democrats genetically engineer a "Super Hitler" and still lose the 2028 election. Talking heads accuse them of losing voters by listening to "The looney left"'

In Freak Accident, Juche Necromancers Revive Leon Trotsky

Cultural Icon MrBeast Tapped by President-Elect Donald Trump to Head Department of the Treasury

Hexbear user /u/Eco announced to lead the newly-created Department of Novelty Glasses (DONG)

LEAKED: Trump Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth prepping war with Mexico over migrant caravan

"No Nut November" inside the new college doctrine Trump's pick for education secretary is proposing.

X CEO Elon Musk "missing" after not responding to phone calls or office visits in 72 hours after making android wife.

Adolf Hitler Found "Alive and Well" in the Soul of Every American

U.S. Democrats Confident as they add "Kitten Murder" to their 2028 platform

Hillary Clinton to join Trump Administration as Secretary of Defense

Martin Luther King Jr. posthumously named head of Federal Bureau of Information

New investigation shows heart of Russian disinformation campaign operates from a dark web collective called lemmy, an alternative to reddit: "This goes deeper than we thought," says top analyst

/c/fakenews saved after putting on the best goddamn talent show this town has ever seen