ZapataCadabra [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 10 months agoOne day the crabs will ringimagemessage-square14 fedilinkarrow-up188
arrow-up188imageOne day the crabs will ringZapataCadabra [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 10 months agomessage-square14 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarejohnbrownwasright [she/her]hexbear10·10 months agoI have a google alert for "kissinger dead" but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY link
minus-squareZapataCadabra [he/him]hexagonhexbear10·10 months agoIt's been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way. link
minus-squareFlyberius [comrade/them]hexbear6·10 months agoIt'd be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function. link
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]hexbear4·10 months agoMitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They're both a breath away. link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear4·10 months agothis but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them link
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]hexbear3·10 months agoThat demon needs to find a new "bespoke submersible vessel" based hobby link
I have a google alert for "kissinger dead" but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY
It's been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.
It'd be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.
Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They're both a breath away.
this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them
That demon needs to find a new "bespoke submersible vessel" based hobby