Writing this as the coffee is doing it's magic. Today's feature is light brown, with a fathered texture and weak structural integrity. Stink level is average.

Report in with your stink pickles. Bidet gang rise up!

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    This morning I dropped an unbroken 2 foot coil, thick and brown, that lazily circled the bowl until it broke the water level.

    A perfect Amazonian Anaconda, classic, well done doodoo assbear! chefs-kiss