Captain's log, stardate 23264.3:

the smo against squirrels continues......

thought about putting a Ukie flag on the helmet but the bit is funnier if I rep as Ukraine because much like the real war there is no scenario where I win this. They are on the job 24 hours a day 7 days a week and I am not. Now they are digging holes in my herb containers and i dont have any more rabbit fence to spare.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Get a terrier. They were bred to murder small furry things and they're very good at it. Another suggestion would be to look for advice on how to make your yard appealing to hawks.