hahaha 
I'm gonna mix it with some peanut butter and lime juice and marinate some shit and see how it do
Actually maybe instead of mixing it with peanut butter I'll roast my own peanuts (or other nuts) and process them together so i can control how sweet it is
I wish I was brave enough to steal
You can be! Just have an appropriate outfit with baggy pockets, and get really good at figuring out camera angles. What i do is go buy stuff, but i'll take like 1 overpriced thing and pocket it when rounding a corner
I find most stores aside from fucking Target don't have cameras down every aisle. Like the pet food aisle is usually clear.
Bring too many reusable bags and stick what you don't want to pay for underneath them, even if you did get caught you still have plausible deniability that you forgot they were there.