https://twitter.com/juutsid/status/1720518455458214044

tl;dr: millennials are afraid of failure.

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    There's always adoption - all the benefits of being a parent and you can easily deflect the blame when they ask you why their spark of consciousness was conjured into this empty and entropic universe.

    • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]
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      8 months ago

      Child: Dad, I'm going through a really hard time. I don't have any hope for the future, and I see society falling apart around me. How could anyone create me knowing that this is what life is like?

      Dad: I guess this is a good time to tell you that you're adopted