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Do you have to get one of those friggin’ shoppers club cards for this program? Like, I gotta fill out the application to get a fucking card in the mail with a bar code to scan to get the discount plus hiring a sniper for the Black Friday? Got so many of these fucking shopping club cards, man. Scan it, BEEP, so boring. Just so you keep track of how much booze I buy and how many cheap grannies I got sniped off.
Do you have to get one of those friggin’ shoppers club cards for this program? Like, I gotta fill out the application to get a fucking card in the mail with a bar code to scan to get the discount plus hiring a sniper for the Black Friday? Got so many of these fucking shopping club cards, man. Scan it, BEEP, so boring. Just so you keep track of how much booze I buy and how many cheap grannies I got sniped off.
Worse. You have to download the store's app.