betelgeuse [comrade/them] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square17 fedilinkarrow-up151file-text
arrow-up151message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agomessage-square17 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can't even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareCA0311 [they/them]hexbear1·7 months agois this post ai generated? they had heart attacks, not kidney failure. link
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]hexbear5·7 months agopeople with caffeine sensitivity were drinking it because it isn't labeled as caffeinated on the fountain link
is this post ai generated? they had heart attacks, not kidney failure.
people with caffeine sensitivity were drinking it because it isn't labeled as caffeinated on the fountain