Dead-eyed immigrants pouring over our northern border every day, looking for work so they can sustain property taxes their ostentatious mcmansions accessible by 1.5 miles of dirt road. Their pickup trucks litter the parking lots outside the military contractors where they push paper around until it's time to head down to the bar after work to get wasted for the ride home.

Sound grim? This is the situation along the New Hampshire border with Massachusetts.