Please don't do unserious answers, or at least add a disclaimer before it and make sure the question has been answered seriously prior to that.
My question:
Is it normal using cutlery always hurts? Every single time I use knife, fork of spoon for anything else but scooping something soft, it hurts. It's been like this my entire life. Are people really in pain every time they eat without anyone speaking of it????
Are mutated earworms normal? Like you hear a song in your head but it significantly differs from the real song. I'm not talking about misheard lyrics -- it's like at one point I forgot all of the song but a fragment and my brain inartfully filled in the missing parts and then hit save on the resulting mess, which became part of the permanent collection and can't be excised by hearing the original song.
For some reason my memory is convinced that sk8terboi goes "she was a boy, he was a girl, can i make it anymore obvious"
I often think of a song far too frequently and end up distorting it sort of for fun. For example, I’ll reword boyz n the hood.
My question is: does anyone else almost perpetually have a random song stuck in their head, like a radio but often repeating lyrics.