Started off when I imagined wonks asking one another about the SOTU like it was Monday Night Football. Now I’m imagining that instead of being themed after local teams, they’re themed around semi-famous senators. The Minnesota expat community in your random medium sized town all go to Hubert’s at lunch to watch bills get passed. True Idaho Patriots watch book signings during dinner at the Crapo Chap House. Papa Strom’s at Myrtle Beach is getting sued yet again for violating the Civil Rights Act. You can down a Zell Miller Light at any given watering hole in the northern outskirts of Atlanta.
I want a sports bar but for cartoons. All the TVs are set to Simpsons., Futurama, or Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reminds me how T-Pain requests his strip club room’s tvs to be tuned to Adult Swim when he goes
pushing the stripper's hair to the side while getting a lap dance to get a better look at the tv because they're about to show the pocket sand scene from king of the hill
oh god even worse. imagine trying to get a lap dance while they're showing fucking family guy in the background