Of course they're going to say that. But as an extraterrestrial myself, I can tell you that I'm not going to be flying my saucer around here much longer, not with the air full of Boeing parts ... doors and tires and whatnot. Saucer insurance rates are out of this world.

"AARO has found no evidence that any U.S. government investigation, academic-sponsored research, or official review panel has confirmed that any sighting of a UAP represented extraterrestrial technology," Pentagon Press Secretary Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder said in a statement Friday.

"To date, AARO has found no verifiable evidence for claims that the U.S. government and private companies have access to or have been reverse-engineering extraterrestrial technology," Ryder said in the statement.