• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      9 months ago

      lmfao the dorks in the conspiracy thread saying this wouldn't have happened if she was armed, obviously the jews took away her window shooting out gun, smdh

      • AutomatedPossum [she/her]
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        9 months ago

        ofc the thread is also full of anti-Asian racism from a bunch of dorks believing the US is controlled by Chinese fentanyl smugglers, and people getting hot and bothered about her being killed by a "hacked EV" because they can't imagine a billionaire is too inept at everyday life to not just back her car into a pond on her own.

        Also none of them notice how the crucial billionaire removing feature here are the bulletproof windows that all of these stupid fucks would have on their own cars "because of BLM antifa terrorists" if they could afford them.

        • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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          9 months ago

          honestly a bit surprised she was driving herself.

          if i was a billionaire i'd be too high, too hungover, or too drained of my essence to drive

          • Egon
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            3 months ago

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          • combat_brandonism [they/them]
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            9 months ago

            if i was a billionaire i'd be...too drained of my essence

            I think she'd just topped up her adrenochrome before getting in the car

      • iByteABit [comrade/them]
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        9 months ago

        Lmao Americans are so gun brained they can't even comprehend that you can break a car window without using a ranged firearm instead of a simple glass shattering tool that sells for like five bucks

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Imagine firing a gun inside a seal-closed car, that's gotta explode your ears

        But even so, wasn't the glass bullet-proof?

      • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Please encourage billionaires to discharge a firearm in a 50 cubic foot space pressurized by water so as to prevent the Shockwave from shattering the glass. They're small ear bones are yearning to be shattered.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      9 months ago

      The conspiracy is that the NTSB should have more oversight and summary execution powers.

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      The fascists coping about how it's "suspicious" along with their fascist nonsense in the replies makes me really happy I'm not using that nazi app what-the-hell