Text: I drank a 4LOKO and have a LOADED FIREARM in my waistband
Context: A Four Loko is a beverage with up to 13% alcohol by volume in the US and other countries. The old formula used to have caffeine in it before the authoritarian capitalist government of 
changed it
If I had the cash I would have bought one for every girl I know, I actually bought a second one for my friend lol