specter-global Communism is so powerful that even God fears it

The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. - Genesis 11:6

    • glans [it/its]
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      4 months ago

      don't cross dress

      and by cross dress I mean cross a fibre of flax with a fibre of cotton so as to make a blend and then dress yourself in it. for it is an abomination!

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        No mixing fabric, charging interest, eating shrimp, or having sex with animals. God means it. He's pissed this time.

        • glans [it/its]
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          4 months ago

          and don't harvest everything in your fields! landless people must be able to glean after you are done with them. only an asshole takes all the grain.

          also the weird stuff about making your wife sit in special water if you think she cheated on you.

          • Egon [they/them]
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            4 months ago

            Also houses can get leprosy AND HERES HOW YOU TREAT IT