specter-global Communism is so powerful that even God fears it

The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. - Genesis 11:6

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    No mixing fabric, charging interest, eating shrimp, or having sex with animals. God means it. He's pissed this time.

    • glans [it/its]
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      4 months ago

      and don't harvest everything in your fields! landless people must be able to glean after you are done with them. only an asshole takes all the grain.

      also the weird stuff about making your wife sit in special water if you think she cheated on you.

      • Egon [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        Also houses can get leprosy AND HERES HOW YOU TREAT IT