• EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    8 months ago

    Clearly, the Elongated Muskrat has set up the world's most fucked up succession exam system for his children to earn their inheritance.

    • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Elon saying “Put your hand in the box” except the box is a tesla

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          I mean whether the box did anything or not, the gom jabbar killed a lotta people.

      • Meh [comrade/them]
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        8 months ago

        The burning! The burning!

        He thought he could feel skin curling black on that agonized hand, the flesh crisping and dropping away until only charred bones remained.

        Which was true, as contained within the box was a lithium fire.

        X longed for the sands of Arrakis.