Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    You are asking Christianity (or ANY religion) to make sense? The whole point of religious absurdity is to test faith and destroy critical thinking.

    • Vncredleader [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      It is because Passover is part of the story of the Crucifixion, and Passover is tied to the Lunar calendar. I am not religious, but even I understand that fact. It is really fucking silly to complain about religion destroying critical thinking as you confidently miss a very well established fact.

      • asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]
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        3 months ago

        Just because a fairy tale is set to a different calendar it doesn't make the fairy tale a fact as anyone who actually understands critical thinking would realize. The absurdity is believing in anything about the zombie jebus story, which was basically stolen from much earlier stories that are equally devoid of facts or rationality.

    • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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      3 months ago

      the truth typically has logical consistency in the mundane casual sense and relgions claim to be true so, yeah people expect it and then double down in the worst ways or leave when they don't find it.