It turns out that accommodating spoiled aristocrats who order shit they don't need from halfway across the Earth on a whim has a cost, and let me tell you: that cost isn't coming out of the executives' salaries!
Every time you return something, you are adding data to a spreadsheet that returns the value of "fuck you."
Me buying an obscure textbook ebook on Amazon, stripping it of its DRM and requesting a refund![ppb-gigachad ppb-gigachad](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e0560c71-3896-4b73-acde-574d9efcfffa.png)