• JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
      hexbear
      18
      3 months ago

      the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because "muh livestock".

      the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.

      • HexBroke [any, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        11
        3 months ago

        I think we are joking above each other's heads; I'm suggesting a fate similar to the clymadia ridden Tasmanian devil (no women > clone Tasmanian tigers instead panting)