This is a bit, it has to be. It's too perfect.

Racism really does eat away at and replace logic to some people to the point it looks like this. Crime stats are no way of telling what language a fruit vendor speaks. A child could tell you that. The pattern seeking part of their brain has just been replaced by racist platitudes.

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Or

You decide lady.

Huh, when I switch to English it gives buffs to my crime stats