• duderium [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Um well actually sweaty I programmed my fleshlight with grok so it can tell me to eat one rock a day and explain that JFK graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison eight separate times while I’m grinding my wang so deep, so deep inside its cleanable synthetic swirler, designed to feel like real human flesh for his pleasure. This means the Sun was correct, as was the movie Sausage Party.