• Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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    4 months ago

    Why two guns, what the fuck? Shouldn't a fucking, I dunno, .380 single stack pocket pistol be enough??? But who am I kidding Americans must always compensate for something, whether it be fucking akimbo lmao or if it ain't .45 ACP they think it's a fucking BB gun. The idiots.

      • itappearsthat
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        4 months ago

        well what happens is someone will try to rob you and you surrender your gun to them and as they admire it (you only buy the guns most highly esteemed by redditors so everyone will be impressed when they see it) you pull your other gun and shoot them

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          If you're going to this, at least have the courage to go full 17th-century pirate and carry 8-10 single-shot flintlocks.