I always see libs who literally have Patrick Bateman and Homelander, so I wanted to ask legitimately about yours. Here are mine: Bruce Wayne, Lalo Salamanca, obligatory Ryan Gosling in Drive, Junko Enoshima, Freddy, Wednesday(1991), Niko Belić and Jacob Frye from AC Syndicate.
So, which are yours?
I always identified maybe too much with Grit from Advance Wars. I too am lazy, fond of silly needless figures of speech, am reluctantly working for others, very good at strategising indirect solutions and very bad at direct conflict. Now I just need to smoke and get a long coat and I'll be complete.