Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air
So I made my ass in the air more
But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt
Why is the tail lower than the butthole? If you can't cover your butthole w a tail why even have one
i think it's buttplug-based... anatomic wonder!
Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air
So I made my ass in the air more
But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt
Now you can fuckin buy em on wish
We live in a society
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Imagine the weird positioning you'd have to do with your tail and dick to poop on a modern sitting toilet.
There would be a U slot to place your tail and you would have to lay back like a reclining chair.
Use the tail as a slide.
Butthole at the end of the tail. If snakes can do it why can't we?
But... snake's buttholes aren't at the end of their tails. They're like 1/3 of the entire snake-length up from the tail's end!
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Well looks like someone else discovered the reason for why humans no longer have tails