If elected president/prime minister, I will have the English speak in Irish English and Scots....

French people will speak Occitan

Italians will speak Sicilian (Yes, I know, the two aren't dialects, but fuck em, if they insist its a dialect, then its a dialect they will speak)

Americans will speak Miami, Chicano, California and Texano English, depending on which latitude

My presidential theme song is "the News Frae Moidart"