ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them] to news • 4 months agoTrump shot ?external-linkmessage-square369 fedilinkarrow-up1206cross-posted to: main
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minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]hexbear89·4 months agoGod damn it. Why are USAians so bad at assassinating? link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear76·edit-24 months agoDespite our love of guns, we don't practice as much as we should link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear88·4 months agoOh COME ON you had ONE JOB! link
minus-squareTachanka [comrade/them]hexbear87·edit-24 months agomaybe the job was to miss him on purpose :^) the radical anarchist communist liberal democrat mob tried to kill me, i am justified in doing whatever i want to them when i am reelected with my newly granted supreme court powers WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO link
minus-squareHelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]hexbear38·4 months agoImagine missing that watermelon head link
minus-squareduderium [he/him]hexbear20·4 months agoSweetie you have to finish assassinating your Trump before you can assassinate your Biden. link
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear5·4 months agoLet's check in with Nate Bronze! -- Literally no one ever link
minus-squareAssortedBiscuits [they/them]hexbear2·4 months agoBiden's half-decomposed body is far too frail to pull off a Chen Shui-bian without dying. link
minus-squareHelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]hexbear56·4 months agoLibs can't even commit to a shot. link
minus-squareHamManBad [he/him]hexbear22·edit-24 months agoThey had to compromise between getting him and not getting him, otherwise they would be an extremist link
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]hexbear33·4 months agoHere's a higher def shot from AP that I stole from reddit: Show link
grazed his ear
CW: Blood
God damn it. Why are USAians so bad at assassinating?
Despite our love of guns, we don't practice as much as we should
Bullets aren't cheap
Oh COME ON you had ONE JOB!
maybe the job was to miss him on purpose :^)
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Imagine missing that watermelon head
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Sweetie you have to finish assassinating your Trump before you can assassinate your Biden.
Let's check in with Nate Bronze!
-- Literally no one ever
Biden's half-decomposed body is far too frail to pull off a Chen Shui-bian without dying.
Libs can't even commit to a shot.
They had to compromise between getting him and not getting him, otherwise they would be an extremist
Here's a higher def shot from AP that I stole from reddit: