https://www.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/

Link to the Tech Alrt from crowdstrike's support form: https://supportportal.crowdstrike.com/s/article/Tech-Alert-Windows-crashes-related-to-Falcon-Sensor-2024-07-19

Someone of Wallstreetbets started shorting their stock yesterday lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/

lisan-al-gaib

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I hadn't considered speciation and natural seelction as a mode of hardening your systems against attack, honeslty, but i guess that's exactly how it functions in nature.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Ey cuz I'm an RNAi hehe. Funniest thing is that all happened because of an antivirus

      In the ridiculous evolution arms race there are pathogens that hijack precisely the antipathogen systems to do their thing, and then later defense systems which attack exactly that, the whole thing is filled with trans-uno (i couldn't find the non-trans uno reverse card emote)

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 months ago

        The trans uno reversal seems appropriate because so many women are going to spend the next few days cursing and swearing as they have to travel from department to department manually deploying fixes.