Suggested playset: one (1) sitting rock. Children may not sit on the sitting rock. Signage posted on all sides of the cordoned-off, mass shooting-hardened sitting rock will declare the criminal penalties for sitting on it. Full CCTV coverage of the surrounding five (5) blocks and a dedicated police squad will maintain the integrity of the sitting rock at all times. A second outer barrier will prevent children from looking at it or the signage. The sitting rock will be removed during non-business hours to keep it from becoming Fentanyl Mecca.
Whoah whoah whoah! What if a homeless sits on the rock? I'm just not sure that is enough security to prevent such a thing. The rock should be covered in deadly spikes, just to be safe.
Suggested playset: one (1) sitting rock. Children may not sit on the sitting rock. Signage posted on all sides of the cordoned-off, mass shooting-hardened sitting rock will declare the criminal penalties for sitting on it. Full CCTV coverage of the surrounding five (5) blocks and a dedicated police squad will maintain the integrity of the sitting rock at all times. A second outer barrier will prevent children from looking at it or the signage. The sitting rock will be removed during non-business hours to keep it from becoming Fentanyl Mecca.
Whoah whoah whoah! What if a homeless sits on the rock? I'm just not sure that is enough security to prevent such a thing. The rock should be covered in deadly spikes, just to be safe.
Concertina wire will protect the sitting rock and its fortification network from any homeless people, children, or birds attempting to sit on it.
but birds can shit on it while flying overhead. we will need some sort of gatling gun CIWS or directed energy weapon