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  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    One of my favourite running jokes in Stargate SG-1 were the comments from characters about how most planets have suspiciously similar ecology that wouldn't look out of place for, oh, as a random example, southern British Columbia. From an episode that starts with an SGC team arriving on another world for recon, discussing what they'll find:

    "Take the usual bet on that, sir?"

    "Sure. Wells?"

    "Abandoned naquadah mine."

    "Boring. Good odds. Bosworth?"

    "I'm gonna put my money on trees, sir."

    "Bosworth's disqualified for being a smart ass. I'll go with two-headed aliens."

    "Hostile or friendly, sir?"

    "One head good, one head bad. Balinsky?"

    "Oh, ruins of an ancient city."

    "Yeah, you wish."