Look, they won't let me on any of the important cases, so I'm stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I'll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think's I'm working.
- What does the word "piss" stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
- Ditto for beanis.
- Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
- Why do you hate freedom?
- Why won't you get real jobs?
- How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?
Okay, that's all. Remember to buy war bonds.
1 no one knows this. Piss appeared one day and we just rolled with it. If they tell you they know they're lying
2 ditto for beanis
3 hexbear is 90% bots and 7-proxy-ulysessT-alts, this acct included. Good luck catching this one
4 is answered by 5 cuz my full time job is hatin freedom
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