lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 months ago

    lol now every firework and car backfiring in 5km of him is a national incident

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      News from the future

      "Trump was uninjured after Secret Service agents pushed him to the ground for safety after a loud 'explosions' were heard." Sometime later "It has been determined that children were setting off fireworks in the vicinity..." And they interview some MAGA doofus. "They say it was fireworks like bottle rockets. I know what I heard. It wasn't fffffffttt it was fffffffgrtt. It was Iran."

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      There was an incident in Times Square a day or two after a public mass shooting. Some guy’s motorcycle backfired and it caused everyone in the area the run the opposite direction. CCTV captured everything and the place was empty afterwards