"Ah you see getting vaccines is a loser mentality. It shows you are thinking 'I might get this disease'. We deliver optimal results by encouraging positive thinking. Here, try a few examples:

• I don't need that vaccine I am invincible and immortal
• This isn't that dangerous and debilitating disease I avoided getting vaccinated for, it's probably just a cold
• I'll make it through this, and whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger

and after that you aren't our problem anymore 💀"