I'll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there's concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds' releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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    6 hours ago

    Donald Trump charges the entire federal establishment with writing fanfics about his Sonic OC, in a highly publicized effort to unseat The Loud House: Revamped. He does not succeed.

    He still does a mission-accomplished-1mission-accomplished-2 mission-accomplished and declares that goal was always to make the longest Sonic fanfic.