Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 7 days ago

If you have a penis I just replaced it with a gun. You're welcome.

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If you have a penis I just replaced it with a gun. You're welcome.

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 7 days ago

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]
·
7 days ago
Just tried to take a piss and shattered my toilet!

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- Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
  hexagon
  ·
  7 days ago
  Ha! Get toileted, nerd!
  
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  - GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    ·
    7 days ago
    Is there a safety? My cat is scared and my damage deposit is for sure gone.
    
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    - Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 days ago
      You have to do the ball jiggle dance to turn it off
      
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      - GalaxyBrain [they/them]
        ·
        7 days ago
        Ammo is stored in the balls. Got it.
        
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- MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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  7 days ago
  just tried to fuck myself in the ass and now I'm dying
  
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