https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7moHbKdEEg

That entire channel is the most Andrew Tate-esque shit

    • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      I’ll try.

      Blue Flag: Cannot have glasses, Must have a neural network, Does not own a couch, This Is CNN, Soft lighting is required

      Greenest Flag: Has to dance with friends, But no TikTok dances, Pyrite (also known as Fool’s Gold) is their favorite rock, Talks to the sun about problems

      Green Flag: Dresses appropriately the weather, Knowledge of fence building and proud of it, Must have paid experience acting (teaching improv classes does not count), 3-5 years experience in manufacturing, Has a clock 👀, Has completely open chakras (including no earthly attachments), Has an AI generated brother and niece who like hiking

      Lime Flag: Must be into period cosplay, Cannot have a “middle friend” (eg friend group is always an even number), Cannot have a lot of SIM cards (eSIM is fine)

      Magenta Flag: No extreme athleticism, Cannot like Depeche Mode, Must be in a loving relationship already, No exs (because currently in relationship), Is both accurate and precise when measuring stuff, Has a real working pokeball

      A lot of these are pretty weird requirements. But I guess that’s how you categorize people as flag colors. I wouldn’t know because I’m very anti-flag.