Yesterday I was sitting on top of a half disassembled tractor engine, with grease and sockets everywhere, eating my lunch of falafel and listening to the 
episode about afghan heroin when my elderly MAGA nut/Jehovah's witness/ 24hr/day fox news watching manager walked in.
She offered no comment lol
Semi-unrelated but I really feel bad for people who were raised as Witnesses. One of the only religions where you can genuinely believe and still not be guaranteed a reward because Heaven has an entry limit. Shit must be stressful.