God, this is basically the same as those 19th century flim-flam men
I, Phineas Q. Swenson, have combed the globe and brought you wonders and panaceas! For example, from the mysterious far away Eastern Nation of Austria, I bring you the Curative Galvanic Belt! It is guaranteed to restore your vigor, revitalize your vim, and restore your moral and physical pulchritudinous! That's right, for the low price of two, that's right, two American dollars, you too can experience the power of Zeus' lightning, in your trousers!
God, this is basically the same as those 19th century flim-flam men
I, Phineas Q. Swenson, have combed the globe and brought you wonders and panaceas! For example, from the mysterious far away Eastern Nation of Austria, I bring you the Curative Galvanic Belt! It is guaranteed to restore your vigor, revitalize your vim, and restore your moral and physical pulchritudinous! That's right, for the low price of two, that's right, two American dollars, you too can experience the power of Zeus' lightning, in your trousers!