For a while there I used to imagine that instead of a little angel or a devil on my shoulder I had like a little sloth who used to tell me to do depression things in like a cute funny sloth voice

like "you don't need to shower today, wouldn't you rather just lie in bed and drink beer?" or "why clean up? it's only gonna get messy again. You could be looking at porn instead"

I dunno if this is healthy or whatever but I just remembered it