And on top of everything else, give him an extra 10 years hard labor just for this eyesore.
He looks dressed for the black parade so I may as well send him on his way.
People tend to toss around the word “emo” when it’s far from applicable, but Jack Ma is it.
Jack Ma likes to larp as a rockstar. If you search for "Jack Ma concert" you'll find him in elaborate costumes.
Slip that person publicly like the ***** ***** he is and tell him to knock it off...
"A person who annoys me is humiliating himself of his own accord. Splendid."
Looks up from his phone at his empty teapot and thinks to himself: "This is good tea, I would like to order a second pot of tea, but SHOULD I? Do I really need it? Oh what the heck, I am the one in charge after all. If I WANT a second pot of tea, I can HAVE a second pot of tea. It's just tea after all."
Guy in the center is lib hero Jack Ma, the Chinese equivalent of Jeff Bezos (more or less). He got disciplined a few years back for violating antitrust laws, trying to create an American-style financial bubble, and publicly criticizing government protections for workers. Apparently no one is quite sure exactly where he is right now.
Piss on Deng’s grave for having subjected my eyes to this. Then re-read das kapital.
Yeah, seeing this is almost -- almost -- enough to make me go full Maoist.