Cumhammer 2K23: in the grim darkness of the present, there is only cum

  • AbbysMuscles [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Why not just like jerk off into a tube before you're deployed? I truly don't get it

    • MerryChristmas [any]
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      1 year ago

      Then you're taking away jobs from the hardworking IDF spunk collectors.

    • GhostSpider [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      They may run the risk of having to abide to this pesky thing called consent.

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Yea that parts insane to me. If they wanted to have their sperm frozen in case they died, they'd have done it. Just fucking desecrating the corpse

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    There was an episode of Law & Order: SVU where a woman used this to get pregnant with rich men's semen (she'd drug them first) and then sue them for child support and then abandon the kid somewhere

    Yeah, it's Law & Order, you're not gonna get anything decent out of it

    • glans [it/its]
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      1 year ago

      and there was the episode of Voyager when Seska stole Chakotay's jizz to impreggers herself (or said she did, I could never follow the arc)

      • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        She stole some of his DNA which was enough to impregnate herself (supposedly), but when she gave birth it was actually half-Cardassian half-Kazon because she was shacking up with Maj Kulla of the Kazon Nistrum. No ultrasounds in the Delta Quadrant (well apparently the Traibe ships that the Kazon appropriated don't have them?).

      • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Yeah, I've been toying with building one. If y'all are curious it's called electrostim.

        • glans [it/its]
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          1 year ago

          tens 7000 ftw it's like $20. don't mess around with "building" (spare radio?) any of that shit you can kill yourself if you do it wrong

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          It's why I kinda hate the term "stimming". Just makes me wanna get a Violet Wand, ya know?

      • carpoftruth [any, any]
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        edit-2
        1 year ago

        What? No way

        Well I'll be

        https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/penile-vibratory-stimulation-and-electroejaculation#:~:text=Electroejaculation%20is%20another%20technique%20that,and%20positioned%20against%20the%20prostate.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      IDF is too racist to use the Black Carapace, but they do harvest the Progenoid glands.

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Imagine if Hamas did this. What would the media call it? "Barbaric"? "removed"? "Fanatic"?

    I don't think I have the right adjective but I just know they'd go haywire over it.

  • bubbalu [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    where could i acquire such a device? asking for a friend...