I saw this door next to the kitchen this morning. Maybe it was always there but I never really noticed it before and I've been more vigilant lately on account of all the Hamas. I look on the other side of it and there's actually a STAIRWAY going DOWN. Like beneath the earth.
So I'm immediately suspicious. I get my gun and I go down the stairway expecting this to be the whole HQ. It appears to be some kind of supply outpost instead. I see lots of cardboard boxes with markings of different dates and rooms, possibly terror plots that I don't know how to get to the Mossad. There's an exercise station which could provide a jihadist with a full-body workout. Before I ran back upstairs I saw an old bicycle, an extensive pipe network/HVAC system leading somewhere above, and a washing machine. I opened a box marked "kitchen" and it was full of KNIVES and other cooking weapons.
What the fuck is Hamas doing under my house? Do their tunnels stretch to Colorado?
A couple nights ago I passed out drinking and Hamas pissed my pants. It's disgusting they'd stoop so low.
Schroedinger's House - a thought experiment where a house simultaneously has a Hamas base underneath and nothing underneath until it is bombed. When it is bombed, a Hamas base is found underneath.
I was in something called a "subway" the other day. It appeared to be a large underground complex. No one seemed phased by this. I left immediately.
Hamas even has underground garages where you can park your car for $10/day except on Saturdays when it's free.
Do their tunnels stretch to Colorado?
Yes, every last square inch of earth, as well as around 40% of the moon and some entrances speculated to lead to Mars
It is I just found me in Kampf and "how to be a terrorist for DUMMIES" in your basemenst
Colin Furze has a Hamas tunnel going through a door in his kitchen as well. We're all compromised.
