• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Joe Biden has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the voters, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

    To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."

    • NPa [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Listen here, Jack, if you don't sacrifice thousands of DNC staffers to me daily, then you ain't no subject of the Imperium. biden-harbinger