When she says "my bf might be fighting for your freedom" she could mean against her husband in the posting wars.
Just shot a load in you wife
This this is the best line lmao that got me good
Love this notion americans have that the US Army is fighting for their "freedom".
That their "American way of life" (really just first world consumerism) is under threat by foreign demons only tamed by the might of the Military Industrial complex.
If you don’t read this in Shoresy’s voice from Letterkenny you aren’t doing it right.
is this on tumblr?
where are people unironically talking like this?
yeah tumblr is secretly great because at some point a significant contingent of chuds decided to put down roots there and get repeatedly trolled. As far as I know it's where Ashley "communismkills" Rae first made her name as an all-star doofus.
there's also no moderation on tumblr so it's basically a lawless wasteland
That was always the biggest point. You could post fucking anything and people took that shit seriously sometimes lmfao
I kind of don't like these "I fucked your _____" jokes. They feel gross and dehumanizing