Oh weird, still no GF in my life.
Another communist lie deboonked.
Have you tried writing to your elected respresentatives about a GF?
I've done that. I've donated to GF initiatives. I've done GF petitions. I've started a GF party, which didn't work out because these really annoying women kept showing up to the meetings talk to me, and only me for some reason, about celiac disease and how lonely they were.
Sorry the best we can do is vote for a person that is sort of a dick to you and murders puppies but is still slightly better than the alternative of a guy who eats kittens and punches you a lot.
I'm a single issue voter. Just tell me if they'll become my girlfriend or not.
Or if perhaps, through some market-based solution, will guarantee that I will have access or opportunity to a girlfriend.
No you idiot, the gf is an appointed position like the parliamentarian
need to get yourself a parliamentarian gf
