I watched this and the film is legitimately horrendous. Let me try to adequately capture
it.
Ryan Reynolds is an NPC that gains sentience (the game looks nothing like any videogame ever created) and there's a montage of him leveling up after he gains sunglasses that let you see the mission markers and shit. Lot of weird Millennial nostalgia -- Wrecking Ball plays while he jumps on to a wrecking ball, lot of weird rap music, no Gangnam Style. Taiki Waititi plays the IRL megalomaniac in charge of the game and has the brilliant business idea to shut down Free City 1 when Free City 2 is released.
The guy from Stranger Things plays a pretentious coder type who's our ostensible hero and talks about his "original code" hidden away in Free City. He's friends with another coder lady that believes Taiki stole their original game idea which was going to be epic, before the dark forces of not-Activision stole it away. Anyway, the coder lady later fucks the NPC, a sentient AI created by the male coder, which is a level of cuckolding I don't really wanna handle right now.
Eventually they're trying to find the original code stashed away in the build. I think they find out because Ryan Reynolds' NPC apartment blinds have reflection textures of the old world and not the new one. There's several jokes of streamers. JackSepticEye, Pokimane, Ninja make numerous cameos and there's a ton of "holy shit, the new Free Guy trend is sweeping the MMO nation!" stream/react videos. One of the jokes is that a 22y/o guy is a loser for living with his parents. nervously laughs
Anyway, eventually they have to reach Developer Island, which is where the old game world is hidden, and that'll prove Taiki is a thief or whatever. At one point Reynolds gives a rousing speech that incites the NPCs to go on a general strike. Given they already rebooted the game once and wiped Ryan Reynolds' memory (which was brought back when the lady coder kissed him again), I don't get why they don't just do that again. Also, every single game thing is inaccurate, obviously -- it says "SERVER BUFFERING" when people try to reconnect instead of whatever that Blizzard Error is everyone gets on launch night, the level of control is beyond any even-VR game, etc.
While they try to make it to Dev Island (which is out of normal game bounds), there's a car chase scene while the game rapidly collapses around them. Note that the conceit of this film is that the IRL evil devs don't actually have a way to ban NPCs, delete his car, or basically do anything, really. Good Guy Coder is taken away by security but surreptitiously adds ramps into the game to help them get away. Reynolds gets to the beach and this scene occurs as the server disconnects all players and the lady coder fades away like she's been snapped by Thanos.
Also, at one point, coder guy sends the lady coder a traceback log of code. It looks like a flowchart of a loop and not actual code. The text messages don't even use a real UI.
Enraged by the above, presumably, Taiki starts taking a fire-axe to the game's servers. This causes pieces of the game world to disappear. I think to myself: motherfucker it doesn't work like that! Especially because you're using AWS or Azure! Anyway, Reynolds gets to dev island and there's the old world, which has literal dinosaurs and shit walking around in the garden of Eden. It looks way shittier than a game where you can shoot people and rob banks, but this is from developers who said "we want games where you talk to people and not kill them".
Also, while I'm not one to get too bothered by it, there's name-dropping of "one of the NPCs just wrote a manifesto against heterosexist patriarchy" and "he's the only non-toxic guy I've ever kissed" and shit like that. The programmers also don't look like, well, what I assume programmers look like, primarily because the coder guy has no anime stickers on his laptop and one of the black ladies wears a huge sweatshirt that says "QUEER". If they actually cared about gay people they wouldn't have forced a straight romance into this abomination.
Anyway, the original coders get the game back or whatever, Reynolds is free to do what he wants (in the game) and the coder guy asks the coder lady out. It has already been slated for a sequel and made $300mil, with an 80% on RT and 94% audience rating.
It's really funny when they tell him he's not real and he's all distraught. Yeah buddy, really sucks to be in a world where you can do anything and can never die, sucks you're not in the real world working 60 hours a week.
I swear there's some grand capitalist conspiracy to gaslight millennials and gen z people into thinking that they're unique in not being able to afford housing
While they try to make it to Dev Island (which is out of normal game bounds), there’s a car chase scene while the game rapidly collapses around them. Note that the conceit of this film is that the IRL evil devs don’t actually have a way to ban NPCs, delete his car, or basically do anything, really. Good Guy Coder is taken away by security but surreptitiously adds ramps into the game to help them get away. Reynolds gets to the beach and this scene occurs as the server disconnects all players and the lady coder fades away like she’s been snapped by Thanos.
just thinking about compile errors right now
but really, why is it so much to ask that a medium, or profession or basic science be represented with a dash of accuracy? it feels like video games has already been cannibalised and commodified to such an incredible degree as a new art form that its now spilling over into movies which are similarly devolving into just shoving brands in consumers' faces
I get that there has to be a level of abstraction when showing normies code, but the 'python addramp' shit they do is just hilarious. It's basically what Boomers think programmers do.
I watched this and the film is legitimately horrendous. Let me try to adequately capture it.
Ryan Reynolds is an NPC that gains sentience (the game looks nothing like any videogame ever created) and there's a montage of him leveling up after he gains sunglasses that let you see the mission markers and shit. Lot of weird Millennial nostalgia -- Wrecking Ball plays while he jumps on to a wrecking ball, lot of weird rap music, no Gangnam Style. Taiki Waititi plays the IRL megalomaniac in charge of the game and has the brilliant business idea to shut down Free City 1 when Free City 2 is released.
The guy from Stranger Things plays a pretentious coder type who's our ostensible hero and talks about his "original code" hidden away in Free City. He's friends with another coder lady that believes Taiki stole their original game idea which was going to be epic, before the dark forces of not-Activision stole it away. Anyway, the coder lady later fucks the NPC, a sentient AI created by the male coder, which is a level of cuckolding I don't really wanna handle right now.
Eventually they're trying to find the original code stashed away in the build. I think they find out because Ryan Reynolds' NPC apartment blinds have reflection textures of the old world and not the new one. There's several jokes of streamers. JackSepticEye, Pokimane, Ninja make numerous cameos and there's a ton of "holy shit, the new Free Guy trend is sweeping the MMO nation!" stream/react videos. One of the jokes is that a 22y/o guy is a loser for living with his parents. nervously laughs
Anyway, eventually they have to reach Developer Island, which is where the old game world is hidden, and that'll prove Taiki is a thief or whatever. At one point Reynolds gives a rousing speech that incites the NPCs to go on a general strike. Given they already rebooted the game once and wiped Ryan Reynolds' memory (which was brought back when the lady coder kissed him again), I don't get why they don't just do that again. Also, every single game thing is inaccurate, obviously -- it says "SERVER BUFFERING" when people try to reconnect instead of whatever that Blizzard Error is everyone gets on launch night, the level of control is beyond any even-VR game, etc.
While they try to make it to Dev Island (which is out of normal game bounds), there's a car chase scene while the game rapidly collapses around them. Note that the conceit of this film is that the IRL evil devs don't actually have a way to ban NPCs, delete his car, or basically do anything, really. Good Guy Coder is taken away by security but surreptitiously adds ramps into the game to help them get away. Reynolds gets to the beach and this scene occurs as the server disconnects all players and the lady coder fades away like she's been snapped by Thanos.
Also, at one point, coder guy sends the lady coder a traceback log of code. It looks like a flowchart of a loop and not actual code. The text messages don't even use a real UI.
Enraged by the above, presumably, Taiki starts taking a fire-axe to the game's servers. This causes pieces of the game world to disappear. I think to myself: motherfucker it doesn't work like that! Especially because you're using AWS or Azure! Anyway, Reynolds gets to dev island and there's the old world, which has literal dinosaurs and shit walking around in the garden of Eden. It looks way shittier than a game where you can shoot people and rob banks, but this is from developers who said "we want games where you talk to people and not kill them".
Also, while I'm not one to get too bothered by it, there's name-dropping of "one of the NPCs just wrote a manifesto against heterosexist patriarchy" and "he's the only non-toxic guy I've ever kissed" and shit like that. The programmers also don't look like, well, what I assume programmers look like, primarily because the coder guy has no anime stickers on his laptop and one of the black ladies wears a huge sweatshirt that says "QUEER". If they actually cared about gay people they wouldn't have forced a straight romance into this abomination.
Anyway, the original coders get the game back or whatever, Reynolds is free to do what he wants (in the game) and the coder guy asks the coder lady out. It has already been slated for a sequel and made $300mil, with an 80% on RT and 94% audience rating.
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wow so you're just jealous of Ryan Reynolds
It's really funny when they tell him he's not real and he's all distraught. Yeah buddy, really sucks to be in a world where you can do anything and can never die, sucks you're not in the real world working 60 hours a week.
“omg the action movie didn’t fully address the existential dread and alienation I feel 0/10 stars.”
I’m roasting you btw, but I get if that’s genuinely something that you need in the movies you watch.
That’s what I got out of reading it too.
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What did he say?
The coders I know wear cat ears and stripey stockings.
:panting:
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wtf most 22 yr olds live with their parents
this reeks of some boomer in a writing room forcing that line into the script lol
It reminds me of that super alienating trailer for Mighty No. 9
I swear there's some grand capitalist conspiracy to gaslight millennials and gen z people into thinking that they're unique in not being able to afford housing
That or it’s white boomers with resentment towards their kids because a bunch of them are privileged assholes lol
Based.
:leslie-shining: :feminism:
Is heterosexist even a word
Yea
:the-more-you-know:
It's Wreck it Ralph lol, amazing.
Only slightly worse but not by a lot
just thinking about compile errors right now
but really, why is it so much to ask that a medium, or profession or basic science be represented with a dash of accuracy? it feels like video games has already been cannibalised and commodified to such an incredible degree as a new art form that its now spilling over into movies which are similarly devolving into just shoving brands in consumers' faces
I get that there has to be a level of abstraction when showing normies code, but the 'python addramp' shit they do is just hilarious. It's basically what Boomers think programmers do.
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