• barrbaric [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Yep, though I imagine it'd be pretty trivial to "fuck up" hard enough to just burn through all their fuel during launch, thereby making landing impossible.

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      3 years ago

      Yeah, like fucking up a lunar slingshot such that he was in an orbit that couldn't be recovered and would certainly starve to death.

      One might hope he'd think, knowing he was dying in a few months no matter what, about humanity and how he can use his final moments to communicate instructions to use his wealth to destroy the system that imiserated millions to permit his egotistical suicide mission, but I looked up Steve Job's last words to his daughter and they were

      spoiler

      “You smell like a toilet.”

      • bort_simp_son [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Which is funny because Steve Jobs stopped showering in the late stage of his life, believing his juice cleanse diet prevented his body from producing odor. People close to him said he smelled like poop from across the room in his final months.

        But yeah, Steve, it's your kid who smelled bad, not you, you perfect god-being you...