• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      :le-pol-face: [Murders 30 people] :thumb-cop: Terribly sorry, sorry but we have to arrest you now, this is so embarrassing! Are the cuffs too tight? Let me warm the squad car up for you.

      :yes-honey-left: [Steals some plywood while in a wheelchair] :hst-gun:

  • budoguytenkaichi [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The pig then handcuffs what is clearly now a corpse, he knew he had just gotten away with murder.

    If there was any justice he would dance at the end of a rope.

  • layla
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    3 years ago

    451: Unavailable due to legal reasons

    Y'know what? I'm kinda glad. Not sure what state I'd be in after watching something like that, jfc. :doomjak:

  • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Officer Remington? This is just sheer laziness on the part of whoever is running the simulation, at this point.

  • Kereru [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Executing someone for stealing a 2x4, jfc

  • spectre [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Our brave officers neutralizing a man brandishing a knife..... whose top speed is exactly 1 mile per hour.

    I'm not going to go Biden "just shoot them in the leg" mode or anything, but there were certainly 100 better ways of dealing with that, half of them comically ridiculous, and the other half being old fashioned "rough him up" police brutality that would have at least allowed the guy to live another day....