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The Onion@midwest.social • 11 months ago

Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist

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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist

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The Onion@midwest.social • 11 months ago

LAKEWOOD, OH—In what many were calling another blatant act of discrimination in higher education. a perfect 4.0 student claimed Monday that he was rejected from the university of his choice just because he was a white rapist. “I graduated as valedictorian of my high school and played on varsity for two sports, but…

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withnail@infosec.pub
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11 months ago

At press time, Wheeler announced he would instead be attending PragerU.

That last line brought the whole thing together.

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Ech@lemm.ee
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11 months ago
I just need to express how perfect that title is. The way it changes meaning with almost every additional word is really impressive.

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Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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11 months ago
Shouldve had a rich parents. /s

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Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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10 months ago
Could he swim?

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