Don't you hold candle light vigils for deceased victims?
Anyone who can say with a straight face that the US is a democracy is not a communist, simple as.
I, on the other hand, am going to eat five hams to celebrate our five deceased hogs who bit it for a variety of hilarious reasons
Tasing yourself in the balls while trying to remove a painting from the wall is easily the best
Still love Snopes trying to debunk that claim
"Well, actually we called his wife and she said that didn't happen so fifty-thousand Pinocchios"
Snopes going full lib over the past 5 years has been bloody hilarious tbh
The other people that fell while climbing the wall, when, y'know, there are stairs right there are a pretty close second.
Last, but not least, the chud who shit himself and got a heart attack and died after hearing a flashbang/stun grenade.
I feel a tiny bit sorry for that person, but at the same time fash infighting is good so...
Last but not least for me is the lady with the Gadsden flag who was trampled to death in the initial charge.
Is this how the CPUSA responded to the business plot of 1933?
At least that was an actual coup attempt, not a rowdy tour
I get people on twitter from time to time that celebrate when they applied for membership at CPUSA. I think these people are actual CIA agents or.. just lost, completely lost.
Hear me out, and I'm a bit drunk, but mainstream communist parties suck. This is my first 2022 take.
"communist parties" in the USA exist to either put you on an FBI watchlist after the infiltrator gets all your personal details or to sell you newspapers you have to pretend to read. Sometimes both
There's a good mainstream party that's advertised in c/marxism
the words "Long Island CPUSA" is already funny enough
I like the idea of the long island cpusa being filled with so many former mob informants that it's pretty much a self-sustaining witness protection program for former fbi collaborators. they inform on each other's radical leftist activity but unknowingly keep each other safe.
the fbi went above their budget for the witness protection program and the only way to assure the safety of their former informants while not going over budget was to have them all watch each other.
CPUSA probably still has some feds, but I think it's mostly just septuagenarians that have been retired for decades now and have retirement brainworms.
William Z Foster please come back
(We need a William Z Foster emote. And a Gus Hall emote.)
"Keep 'em coming, lots of food for the blocklists, love cleaning the timeline"
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This tweet is a great honeypot for the block list. Keep the snarky comments coming. Love cleaning up the timeline.
I'm sure they have plenty of experience with honey pots.
